House of bus tickets
Message from Lorenzo
Sent 21:02 GMT
Season Greetings
I know not about your Indonesian bird. Rate her for me (out of 10) with a brief explanation.
Your (male) friend appears to a a little insecure about his lady but i need to ask
a) given the chance would you pork?
b) if you had come on to her would she pork?
c) imagine you were living in the jungle in a house made of bus tickets with her and she left for the day to go to work. You were left alone so you meet your friend nabooi the lion who takes you out into the wildernes to hunt gazelle. nabooi catches and kills the gazelle, you feast on its flesh and you find it tasty but eat so much you fall asleep under the nearest tree. You wake to the hissing sound of mbanwi the snake who warns you that you should not fall asleep again as the tribal leader of the monkeys was looking for a human face and he had taking a liking to yours. he goes on to warn you that if you fall asleep again that is when the monkey leader will come for you for his desire is great and only when he takes the face of a human will he become king.
the next day you know you will be bored and will again go to hunt gazelle with nabooi. do you then pork the bird in an attempt to keep her in you house (made of bus tickets) ?
If the answer to a b and c is yes then the man is right not to trust you.
Lorenzo
Sent 21:02 GMT
Season Greetings
I know not about your Indonesian bird. Rate her for me (out of 10) with a brief explanation.
Your (male) friend appears to a a little insecure about his lady but i need to ask
a) given the chance would you pork?
b) if you had come on to her would she pork?
c) imagine you were living in the jungle in a house made of bus tickets with her and she left for the day to go to work. You were left alone so you meet your friend nabooi the lion who takes you out into the wildernes to hunt gazelle. nabooi catches and kills the gazelle, you feast on its flesh and you find it tasty but eat so much you fall asleep under the nearest tree. You wake to the hissing sound of mbanwi the snake who warns you that you should not fall asleep again as the tribal leader of the monkeys was looking for a human face and he had taking a liking to yours. he goes on to warn you that if you fall asleep again that is when the monkey leader will come for you for his desire is great and only when he takes the face of a human will he become king.
the next day you know you will be bored and will again go to hunt gazelle with nabooi. do you then pork the bird in an attempt to keep her in you house (made of bus tickets) ?
If the answer to a b and c is yes then the man is right not to trust you.
Lorenzo
posted by Joker at 11:32 AM
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